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Hey! My name is Rita, I'm 18 and I'm from Portugal. So as you may have already noticed I love The Strokes (like A LOT). They are my favourite band in the entire galaxy.

My biggest dream, is of course, meeting The Strokes. So if I ever meet them I JUST KNOW I'M GOING TO PASS OUT. Just imagine, walking down the street and see them walking towards you in slow motion... Oh well... But that's not going to happen...

I'm in love with many things but mainly men twice my age or fictional characters.

I like several shows... AMERICAN HORROR STORY, Workaholics, Girls, Game of Thrones, Daria, My Mad Fat Diary, Misfits, Bates Motel, Reign, The Goldbergs, Family Guy...

I listen to THE STROKES, BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB, Two Door Cinema Club, Julian Casablancas, Arctic Monkeys, Vampire Weekend, Lana Del Rey, The Beatles, Lorde, 80's music...

Oh and my life is going down the drain because of youtubers...

Evan Peters is my husband, FO SHIZZLE. HE IS MY BAE. Edward Norton and Johnny Depp are GODS.
And Adam Devine, Blake Anderson and Anders Holm are my boyfriends, so you know let's get weird...

One more thing - I have a very dirty mind and a nasty sense of humor...just to let you know...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

— 1 year ago with 149 notes
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