"You are a cocksucka! You are a crazy muthafucka!" If you know where this is from you cool.
Okay. This is definitely the last time.
Hello everyone! My name is Rita, I'm 17 and I'm from Portugal! So as you may have already noticed I love The Strokes (A LOT). They are my favourite band in the entire galaxy.
I would love to live in New York or London. It's my second biggest dream, being the first one to know The Strokes. So if I ever meet them in New York where they live I would pass out. Just imagine, walking down the street and see them walking towards you in slow motion... Oh well... But that's not going to happen...
I'm in love with many things at the same time, mainly men twice my age: Nick Valensi, Albert Hammond Jr., Nikolai Fraiture, Julian Casablancas and Fabrizio Moretti ( not in a particular order ).
And...recently...I've grown to deeply love Jack Steadman, Ed Nash, Suren de Saram and Jamie MacColl.
I watch several shows... AMERICAN HORROR STORY, GAME OF THRONES, Arrow, Spartacus, Misfits, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon A Time, Revenge, Family Guy, Merlin, and...don't judge me, Honey Boo Boo..and I love Conan O'brien and his hair.
I listen to THE STROKES, BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB, Two Door Cinema Club, Julian Casablancas, Nickel Eye, Albert Hammond Jr., Lana Del Rey, Little Joy, Jake Bugg, The Beatles, Arctic Monkeys, Foster The People, MGMT, The Vaccines, Mumford & Sons, Florence + The Machine, Foals, 80's music...
Oh and I'm in love with the Fantastic Foursome: danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, crabstickz and kickthepj. You should check them out on Youtube. They are awesome and amazing and I wish I could be friends with them.
Evan Peters is my husband, FO SHIZZLE.
So yeah, prepare yourself for lots of stuff...
One more thing - I have a very dirty mind and a nasty sense of humor...just to let you know...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.